If it’s true that Area 51 has been defunct and declassified or canceled, or whatever the going term is, either those extremely covert projects have been moved to some other undisclosed location, or we are told these notions for misdirection purposes. Which means, perhaps those projects still continue at Area 51. Or do they? Obviously, the government wants to get the proverbial monkey off their backs, we the public, because we just flat-out want to know what the heck is going on, so all they can do is create more and more cover-ups, playing the time-honored shell game with us. So where are those pesky top-secret projects now? Beneath shell 50, or perhaps shell 51, or even shell 52? Perhaps we may never know.

Of course we have those reports that speculate that these hush-hush operations at Area 51 have been made defunct, that whatever top-secret operations took place there have been relocated. There’s another report that suggests such projects have been moved to some obscure place in Utah, called White Sands Missile Range Utah Launch Complex. Or is this just yet another ploy of redirection, deceiving us to think we’ve found it at last, when in reality it’s just another dead end?

Some obscure reports claimed that the rumors that Area 51, or its operations, has relocated are entirely false, and that clues have been found that there are still secret operations taking place in the original location, such as observations of new construction taking place there — particularly a water tank. Darn! And I thought there was a vacancy — I was considering starting my own top-secret projects there! Oh well.

All I can say is, the whole Area 51 fiasco is just one example of countless cover-ups and conspiracies that our own government has perpetrated over the years — legally of course. Evidently all of these crazy secrets are none of our freaking business. Right? And they’re going to keep far ahead of us by creating more cover-ups. There are probably thousands of cover-up dominoes, and even if we knock down ten or twenty of them, or even fifty (let’s be bold!) the Master Cover-up Artists will be hundreds of steps ahead of us, setting up more dominoes. They’re cleverly manipulating us to follow a long, long trail of breadcrumbs, which probably will eventually lead us nowhere, except on yet another wild goose chase.

My theory is that Area 51 is only one of many top-secret areas across the country, whether they are set up for experimental aircrafts, experimentation of reverse-engineered extraterrestrial crafts, the storage of aliens, time travel experiments, secret meeting places for the mysterious MJ-12, or whatever. We may never know the truth, although the truth is somewhere out there, but there will always be whistleblowers, UFO investigators, conspiracy theorists, and general nut-jobs scouring around here and there, searching for the answers.

Incidentally, I just officially designated my well-hidden home as Area 52! Someday, some wacky conspiracy theorists will wonder what deep dark secrets lurk here!

References:
UFO Evidence: http://www.ufoevidence.org/
Groom Lake, Nevada: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/pages/area51.html
Area 51: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51

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